We had a neo-Nazi called Paul who tweeted us, so we’re going to use that.

“Someone else said: ‘I’d rather put hot sauce in my eyes than read this book.’ We’re not going to sugarcoat this stuff.

"I love a man that knows what he wants - someone who isn't afraid to act out his fantasies with me.

I love a man that is a gentleman when we go to dinner, but when I take him up to my apartment he rips my clothes off.

The stream of texts is comfortable, the notifications are manageable and the name is a collaborative and relevant effort. Whether it's the uni presentation gang or the people you used to work with, mixups are frequent, getting a word in edgeways can be difficult and hitting the mute button is a digital sigh of relief.